Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner have apparently welcomed their first baby together – a daughter named Willa. That’s a pretty/non-insane choice for a celeb baby name. Mazel! So far, no statement from the couple, but TMZ says Sophie gave birth last Wednesday at a hospital in Los Angeles, making little Willa a Cancer on the cusp of Leo, which means… I don’t fucking know.
Us Weekly reported way back in February that these two were expecting. A couple of months ago Sophie was papped with a brand new giant belly (I refuse to use the term “baby bump”). But neither 24-year-old Sophie or 30-year-old Joe ever really confirmed the pregnancy. They’ve also been pretty silent on social media. They posted Black Lives Matter content, a video post from yesterday with all the Jonas Brothers encouraging people to vote, and a few months ago Joe posted a picture of his dog looking at his dick:
When Joe’s brother Nick Jonas and his wife Priyanka Chopra eventually make a baby, I expect a lot more fanfare. Willa is gonna be like, “What the fuck am I, chopped liver?” Well, Willa will (say that six times) have Sophie’s Game of Thrones heritage. Swaddle little Willa in dire wolf furs, arm her with a tiny bow and arrow, and start warning her of the impending, years-long winter that is childhood.
UPDATE: They released a statement, confirming the news.
“Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas are delighted to announce the birth of their baby.”