Afternoon Crumbs

July 24, 2020 / Posted by:

With Mariah Carey’s memoirs coming out, Eminem is apparently pissing shit out of fear over what she’ll write about him. He’s afraid she’ll say he sucks at sex because she knows he’s insecure about that. Slim Shady, please. He’s so conceited! Like Mimi even paid attention to his fuck skills. She was too busy basking in the glory of her glowing beauty and the opulence of her sex-time diamonds while staring at the ceiling mirror – Lainey Gossip

When are we going to get to the part where JK Rowling pulls off her face and reveals she’s been Voldemort this entire time? – Celebitchy

Ciara gave birth to her third child and her second with Russell Wilson. They named the baby boy Win. Yes, Win Wilson. He has no choice but to grow up to be a 60s game show host now – Just Jared

Anderson Cooper’s baby made another appearance on CNN and Anderson basically said he’s an adorable milk bag with eyes – Towleroad

Dolly Parton’s art does not deserve to be Karen-ized, but with that being said, this is the song of the summer – OMG Blog

Soon the only movies playing at the theater will be Stars Wars and Avatar moves – Pajiba

“Hello, welcome to the High Elegance Bar & Grill, I’m your hostess, Rita Ora. Just let me take this selfie first and then I’ll show you to your table.” – Popoholic

Vanilla Ice wants you to see all his riches as he goes on about not knowing that Dave Franco is playing him in a biopic – SOW


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