Pepé and Arnold, the pea-gobbling ducks!
According to Major League Eating, the world record in gobbling up peas is held by human Eric “Badlands” Booker and he swallowed up 9.5 one-pound bowls of peas in 12 minutes. Well, Badlands Booker, meet Pepé and Arnold who together put the P, E, and A in pea and then gobble it up. Here I was thinking that I’m so hard-up for the P (for peen), that I’ll gobble one up in a millisecond, but I’ve got nothing on Pepé and Arnold!
Pepé and Arnold’s human posted a video of them wobbling lightning-fast toward a bowl of peas and then Dyson-ing that bitch up like they were Instagram influencers and that bowl was full of relevancy. The video is only 25 seconds long but at around the 0:11 mark is when they get to the inhaling.
You may be thinking that because of their SCAT QUEEN-looking bills that they were eating shit or mud before, which is why they were so hungry for peas, but that’s not so. They love peas and here’s another video of them hitting the FF button on their bills before destroying those peas:
Carole Baskin is looking at this video like, “Hmmm… IF you wanted to get rid of a body, just cover it with peas and unleash a gaggle of geese on it.” But seriously, since the world is ending, we should all be eating our favorite food like that.