Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Cleo, the dog who looked at those Homeward Bound animals and was like, “Pfft, hold my beer bitches!

In 2018, Cleo the Labrador and her humans left their house in Lawson, Missouri, and moved 57 miles away to Olathe, Kansas. Not long after Cleo and company moved out of that house in Lawson, Colton Michael and his family moved in. Well, Cleo either realized she left her porn stash at her old place or she remembered she once buried a bone in the yard and got hungry. Because according to KMBC, she made the truly incredible journey (listen, 57 miles is an incredible journey for a trick who can’t drive) to her old house in Lawson.

Seen above making a face that reads, “I can’t believe I walked 57 miles and my porn stash is gone. I’m going to call the police as soon as I finish laying down,” 4-year-old Cleo recently showed up on the porch of her old house in Lawson. Colton says that he and his wife drove up to their house one day and Cleo was there in the front yard. Cleo wouldn’t leave but she also wouldn’t let Colton get close to her at first. But eventually she did and Colton found out she’s microchipped, and when they had the microchip checked, they learned she used to live in her house. That’s either the plot of a cutesy Disney+ movie or a horror movie.

Colton also found a Facebook post that one of Cleo’s humans, a man named Drew, made a week earlier, letting everyone know she had gone missing. Colton got in touch with Drew and Cleo was reunited with her humans. Cleo’s journey to her old house is a mystery to everyone, but both Michael and Drew said that she had to cross the Missouri River at one point to make it from Olathe to Lawson.

Who cares about the mystery of Cleo’s journey. I’m guessing she hitched a ride out of town with a trucker, had a torrid and quick affair with the trucker’s dog, and after she refused that dog’s heartfelt offer to run away to Canada with him, she crossed the river on an alligator’s back (because you know, alligators are completely native to Missouri) before stowawaying in a bus headed to Lawson. The real mystery is: Where the hell is Cleo’s porn stash, Colton?!

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