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The Dry Look hairspray!

I remember seeing The Dry Look hairspray on a store shelf not that long ago, but it seems like it’s kind of hard to find now, so it may be making its way to the hairspray afterworld. That’s surprising to me. Because the wet look existed in the 80s and 90s and many of us went around with sticky gel-covered “wet” hair looking like a giant snail just slid across our heads. So if The Dry Look could survive the wet look era, it could survive anything! But I guess not.

The Dry Look was made by Gillette and came out in the early 70s. Gillette declared that the wet look was dead and it was all about The Dry Look. The Dry Look hairspray was specifically for men and that was good news for men. Because before that, if a man used a non-manly hairspray, he risked his dick falling off at first spray. The Dry Look kept a man’s glorious helmet of luxurious locks in place but didn’t give it that extremely dated wet look. Here’s the commercial that probably made every man bury their thing of Brylcreem in a shallow grave:

In these times of coronavirus, not many of us need The Dry Look hairspray since we’re not leaving our houses and/or don’t give a shit what we look like anymore. Although, if they brought it back and claimed it’d instantly dry your face of tears after you cried over the state of everything, it’d be a hit again!

Pic: My Retrospect