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July 17, 2020 / Posted by:

This pub’s social distancing electrical fence!

Bars and restaurants are pulling out all sorts of tools and theatrics to keep the coronavirus from setting up home in the lungs of their customers. They’ve come up with blow-up dolls to use at tables and bumper tables. Well, the owner of a pub in Saint Just, a town in Cornwall, England, decided that blow-up dolls and bumper tables aren’t going to cut it and brought out some heavy shit. He has lined his bar with a metal fence and a sign that warns pub-goers that if they get too close to the bar, they could get their b-hole lips zapped off. I mean, when I go to a bar, I do hope it ends with my b-hole lips getting flamed, but from a hook-up, not from a damn bar fence!

Jonny McFadden, the landlord of the Star Inn, tells Reuters that drinkers are used to sitting at the bar or getting up close to it. And because of COVID-19 restrictions, they can’t do that. Jonnny says that if he put up just a rope, drunk messes would completely ignore it so he’s threatening to shock their asses if they get too close. via Reuters

“I run a very small bar. Everybody is accustomed to sitting at the bar, pushing at the bar. They can’t do that now. Things have changed,” he said.

“As long as there’s a warning sign on an electric fence and you are warned about it, it’s totally legal. And there’s the fear factor – it works,” he said.

“People are like sheep. Sheep keep away, people keep away.”

But well, I have news for those of you who were hoping to laugh at cell phone video of drunk Barnaby and drunk Sheila trying to hold onto their pints as their chonies smoke from getting shocked in the ass. You won’t ever see that, because the electric fence is turned off.

On one hand, it’s a good thing that Jonny keeps it turned off because if someone did get shocked, they may discover it’s their new kink and intentionally get shocked every time they go into his bar, and then that pub will become a totally different kind of bar. But on the other hand, turning it on might be good for business, because a drunk will stumble into it, get shocked sober and then say, “Fuck, I gotta get drunk all over again. Get me another two pints!”

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