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The Hungriest Black Hole in the Universe!
Some Hot Slut of the Days speak for themselves and this is definitely one. Phys.org brings us this important hole news and tells us about the hungriest of black hole in all of the universe. The hungriest black hole in the universe is not to be confused with the hungriest brown hole in the universe, which is owned by me.
Dr. Christopher Onken and his team at Australian National University’s Research School of Astronomy and Astrophysics first discovered the massive mega black hole in 2018 and kept an eye on it because of how much it ate. They called it the J2157. That bitch is now the envy of every Pass Around Patty power bottom at the sex party, because it devours at a crazy fast rate. They say that its mass is 8,000 times bigger than the black hole in the center of the Milky Way and if the Milky Way’s black hole wanted to get as big as J2157 (which is my new Grindr username), it would need to deepthroat and swallow two-thirds of all the stars in the galaxy.
Dr. Onken says that in order to devour so much, a black hole has to be big, to begin with. When they first discovered it in 2018 and watched it swallow tons of matter, they thought it could be a record holder and now it is. J2157, which is 34 billion times bigger than our sun, sucks down the equivalent of one sun every day. Dr. Onken hopes that by studying this glory hole of glory holes, they will get the answers to more mysteries of the universe.
“With such an enormous black hole, we’re also excited to see what we can learn about the galaxy in which it’s growing,” Dr. Onken said.
“Is this galaxy one of the behemoths of the early Universe, or did the black hole just swallow up an extraordinary amount of its surroundings? We’ll have to keep digging to figure that out.”
Well, it’s nice to know that even some outer space shit is getting more action than me. But seriously, I’m not that impressed. My hungry hungry hole is so hungry that it’s been known to devour a trick whole as soon as he takes his pants off. That is why I tell every Grindr trick before he comes over, “Um, you might want to bring climbing equipment, a flare gun, water, power bars, and a flashlight hat with you.”
Pic: NASA