Open Post: Hosted By The Street Couture From Panda Express

July 12, 2020 / Posted by:

If you’re into Americanized Chinese fast-food and dressing like you haven’t showered in days and are just about to discretely run out to pick up some orange chicken hoping that nobody notices you, there’s a new apparel line you should know about. Panda Express has teamed up with streetwear brand Anti Social Social Club. That’s right, now you have something to quickly throw on before company comes over (as long as it’s nobody important).

According to FoodBeast, Panda Express has teamed up with the trendy designers for their first-ever collaboration. And no, the clothes don’t come with grease stains and hot sauce drops already attached. And I’d rather wear Panda Express-wear that than Yeezy or the shit that Justin Bieber put out.

The entire line went on sale yesterday morning and everything is already sold out. According to ASSC’s website, some of the pieces ranged in price from about $85 – $100 for sweatshirts, $40 for t-shirts, and $18 for socks. Other items include bags, sweat pants, earbuds, stationery, and face masks. Again, ALL SOLD OUT. But given the popularity (and randomness of this pairing), there might just be a second wave of pieces restocked.

Check out some of the items below:

They’re honestly missing two very important items. They’re missing a Panda Express snuggie to sleep in after falling into a fast-food coma. And they’re missing a Panda Express-brand street diaper for when your butt takes a ride on the Diarrhea Express from eating at Panda Express.

Pic: Instagram

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