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July 12, 2020 / Posted by:

Tiger, the satanic cat who boldly stole the Dean of Canterbury’s leche during a morning sermon!

On this day of the lord, let’s pay tribute to the pussy who said “fuck you” to the commandment “Thou Shalt Not Steal” when he slurped up some milk that was meant for the Dean of Canterbury’s tea and he did it right in front of the Dean of Canterbury. So brazen, but I’m sure even God looked at Tiger’s act of milk thievery and said, “I have no choice but to stan.”

On July 6, Robert Willis, the Dean of Canterbury, was delivering a soothing morning sermon next to a soothing pot of tea and a soothing thing of milk in the soothing garden of the cathedral when Tiger decided to mess up soothing-ness and steal the spotlight from Dean Robert when he put his paws into the leche. Early in his sermon, Dean Robert noticed the cat that got the cream and said, “Sorry, we’ve acquired a friend this morning” before continuing to deliver the word of the lord. But Tiger continued to ignore Dean Robert’s sermon since milk is his religion.

This isn’t the first time that Tiger has stolen the holy show. In May, Tiger entered Narnia through Dean Robert’s robe, or maybe Tiger had gone in there to scratch Dean Robert’s legs and holy balls for not giving him delicious milk.

And well, sorry, Canterbury Cathedral, but it’s the CATerbury Cathedral now and Tiger IS the Dean of CATerbury, now and forever.

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