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Burnin’ Car Keys!
Burning’ Car Keys may sound like the name of a country band who has experienced the horrible skin-scorching pain of touching the metal part of a car key while trying to get into their car during the summertime. But in the early-80s, Burnin’ Car Keys was the name of a toy line that was like a bootleg Hot Wheels that took off when you shoved a key into its car butt.
Burnin’ Car Keys were made by Kidco in 1980. There were many different kinds of cars and trucks in the Burnin’ Car Keys lineup. It wasn’t just your basic ass toy car either. Each car had a hole in the back and you used a key to activate the car’s spring, which caused it VROOM VROOM off at “lighting” speeds (read: like 0.1 miles per hour). I know, a car that burns up with excitement when you stick something hard in its trunk. That car is me! And those Fast and Furious movies ain’t got shit on Burning’ Car Keys:
It’s a good thing that I never got a Burnin’ Car Key, because I would’ve still been hiding out in our backyard after one of my Burnin’ Car Keys took off on the floor and crashed into my abuelita’s bare feet as she walked to the kitchen.
Pic: MOT