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July 9, 2020 / Posted by:

Puppy Brite!

Your ears may be craving a raw humping of bass from a song by The Prodigy. And your eyes might be craving a mesmerizing light show from a glow stick. And your mouth might be craving a splash of orange juice. And that’s because you probably got secondhand Ecstasy high from the vision of that 90s raver dog. But that isn’t just a 90s raver dog. It’s also Rainbow Brite’s beloved dog friend Puppy Brite!

Okay, Puppy Brite was no Starlite. Unlike Starlite, Puppy Brite couldn’t talk human English and couldn’t fly. But could Starlite easily fit in with the other extras during a house party scene in Euphoria? I think not, bitch! Puppy Brite, along with Kitty Brite, were Rainbow Brite’s furry sidekicks and they made a handful of appearances in her cartoon show. Mattel also put out a Puppy Brite plush toy, and here’s it in action:

I don’t know if Puppy Brite looks like what Punky Brewster would hallucinate if she looked at a cotton ball after dropping acid or if he looks like the hairy nustack of the 80s. Or both!

Pic: Rainbowbrite.net

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