Bill Nye Is Begging Everyone To Wear A Mask In Public, Calling It A “Matter Of Literally Life And Death”

July 9, 2020 / Posted by:

Bill Nye is trying to stop humanity from running head-first into extinction and has pleaded with the public to please wear a mask and help slow the spread and length of the coronavirus pandemic. He posted some videos to TikTok. I guess since that’s what the kids are using these days (while getting spied on), Bill decided it would be a good way to reach the youth of America. Here’s hoping the message penetrates all generations, amirite?

While some of us are out here being diligent with our mask-wearing during a global pandemic, some are vehemently against protecting others from coronavirus. Bill explained why that’s a bad idea, and thankfully he’s hot so the TikTok moderators didn’t banish his video to the Uglies folder. Bill explained the usefulness of masks and basically told non-mask wearers to fuck themselves because he doesn’t care about them, he’s worried about him.

“Please, consider the following: face masks prevent particles from my respiratory system from getting in the air and into your respiratory system. If you’re wearing one of these, you’re protecting yourself and everyone around you…

The reason we want you to wear a mask is to protect you, sure, but the main reason we want you to wear a mask is to PROTECT ME FROM YOU and the particles from YOUR respiratory system into getting into MY respiratory system. Everybody, this is a matter of literally life and death, and when I use the word “literally,” I mean “literally” of life and death. So when you’re out in public, please, wear a mask.”

Thank you, Bill, for the effort, but I doubt it will work. I know I’m going to see some raging lunatic screeching in the face of some Costco employee tomorrow because they were told to wear a mask. I mean, Bill got mad at us over carbon emissions and lemme tell you, nothing really changed. And let’s be real, Florida still exists, so Bill will be fighting to save us from ourselves until the end of time.


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