Who Is June’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
And yes, they’re all making a face that clearly says, “We’re barely halfway through this fucked-up year?” Even the Pizza Hut lamp is thinking that.
It’s about that time to decide who will be our sixth Hot Slut of the Month of 2020 and possibly wear the crown (with an attached face shield and Hot Slut mask) as 2020’s Hot Slut of the Year. June’s showdown is between two animal friends who are over it, a work of timeless illuminating art, and the masterful songwriter who delivered the protest song of our time. Like always, the first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes for the month and the fourth was picked by me. Your choices for June are:
Augie, the Golden Retriever who may have snatched the title of the oldest Golden Retriever in history when she celebrated her 20th birthday and she celebrated by making a “just cut me a damn piece of cake and let me go back to my room to watch my stories” face (aka the abuelita at a party face).
The Pizza Hut lamp, the faux stained-glass light that turned every Pizza Hut restaurant into an elegant fine dining jewel and made you sit up and eat your pizza with a pinky finger out.
Grumpy Kitzia, the unofficial heir to Grumpy Cat’s grumpy kingdom.
Johnniqua Charles, the chanteuse who became an overnight musical sensation when everyone saw a video, which she says changed her life for the better, of her delivering the song of the summer You About To Lose Yo Job while being detained by a security guard.
Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be crowned on Monday, July 13!
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