Open Post: Hosted By Madonna’s Topless Crutch Selfie

July 7, 2020 / Posted by:

Madonna, whose face is looking more and more like Kim Kardashian’s surgically altered friend Jonathan “Foodgod” Cheban with every passing day, is fishing for attention on Instagram. I know, completely out of character. She posted a racy mirror selfie, featuring tits out, hat on, and a crutch. It’s art! It’s now! It’s Madonna!

Here’s the post:

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Everyone has a Crutch……………. 🛠

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I guess Madame X’s cane is yesterday’s news. The helpful crutch and its twin were last spotted at the Black Lives Matter protest Madge went to last month. Because even though Madge is ALLEGEDLY immune to COVID-19, her knee is totally busted. Well, that’s what Madonna gets for dancing and exercising for all of her 61 years. See, you guys? This is what I’ve always said! Physical activity is harmful to your health.

And if you’re confused as to why she feels compelled to show her tits off, you obviously don’t know Madonna Ciccone. She published Sex, for god’s sake! Why would something as trivial as age or injury stop this woman from baring her boobs (and bubble butt) for attention?

Pic: Instagram

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