Afternoon Crumbs
That rattling sound you hear is from Gwyneth Paltrow’s jade coochie egg shaking with fear over the threatening news that fellow rich actress Catherine Zeta-Jones is getting into the lifestyle brand business. CZJ already sells opulent home decor shit through QVC, and now she’s expanding her lifestyle brand, Casa Zeta-Jones, by selling vegan shoes. Goopy should be scared. Because before you know it, CZJ will really come for Goop’s snake oil crown by selling elderflower-flavored and cancer-blocking organic dental dams – Lainey Gossip
It’s been claimed that Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan haven’t made any of their own money yet. That means I may be one step closer to going broke broke from buying gallons of lube when PHG opens an OnlyFans – Celebitchy
Jennifer Grey and Clark Gregg have split after 19 years of marriage. I guess they were no longer having the time of their lives (listen, it was either that or a “maybe he put Baby in a corner” joke) – Just Jared
Sufjan Stevens released a protest song and it’s twelve minutes long and very, very Sufjan Stevens – OMG Blog
A shit-for-brains Gay Karen whined about “cancel culture” after he wished the ultimate cancelation (coronavirus) on everyone – Towleroad
Did Olivia Munn use the Winnie Cooper filter while recording this Instagram video? – Popoholic
In case you didn’t know that Lin-Manuel Miranda live-tweeted the hell out of Hamilton on Disney+, he live-tweeted the hell out of Hamilton on Disney+ – Pajiba
Charlie Daniels, the country star and fiddler who gave us the song The Devil Went Down To Georgia, went up to the afterworld at 83 – AP
And highly prolific movie composer Ennio Morricone has also died. He was 91 – The Hollywood Reporter
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