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Ziggy, the unmovable Chow Chow!
When my dog isn’t taking his 876th nap of the day or internally cackling as I step in the piss puddle he left for me right in front of a doorway, he’s camped out in the kitchen waiting for me to drop anything he can eat up. And while my dog is older than Methesulah’s childhood puppy (read: almost 18 years old) and is half-blind, he still can sniff out a fallen piece of food and knows that when I’m cooking under the influence, my drunk ass will drop all kinds of treats onto the floor. And like my dog and every other dog, Ziggy sets up camp in the kitchen waiting for some deliciousness to fall. But unlike some dogs, Ziggy won’t move if you try to shoo him away.
This riveting and breaking story comes to us from Melbourne where Ziggy lives with his humans, Olivia Molly Rogers and her partner Justin. They tell SWNS (via People) that 2-year-old Ziggy the Chow Chow cements his paws into the tile whenever they cook in the kitchen. They recorded a video of Ziggy letting us know that Move Bitch Get Out Da Way is his least favorite song.
“Ziggy always lays in the kitchen in very inconvenient positions when we are cooking or preparing meals. This video shows Ziggy sat right by the draw (which contains all of our bowls and plates) and refusing to move when my partner Justin tries to get something from the drawer.
It’s definitely a Chow Chow thing to be so stubborn and aloof. He is very stubborn and if he’s comfortable, he will not move for anything. My partner and I couldn’t stop laughing. It is very typical of Ziggy. He makes us laugh constantly with his stubbornness and his other little quirks. He is such a funny dog.”
Here’s Ziggy doing a grade-A job of ignoring an annoying drawer:
I’m Team Ziggy all the way. If anybody needs to move, it’s Ziggy’s human. Ziggy’s human needs to move his ass to the bedroom to change out of those damn ugly Uggs!
Pic: YouTube