We’re still talking about Adele’s drunken Instagram activity from this past weekend. Which I’m completely fine with, because I love me some drunk Instagram. And some drunk Twitter. And even drunk Facebook. What can I say, I have a problem! This time we’re dissecting a comment left by 32-year-old Adele’s rumored lovah, English grimes rapper Skepta, whom she’s allegedly been humping on since late last year.
Last time on Adele + Skepta, some people thought their budding romance was over because of some suggestive rap lyrics. But now all signs point to “IT’S STILL ON” thanks to a flirty Instagram exchange on this post:
37-year-old Skepta wrote (via E! Online):
“Finally got your Instagram password lol,” the rapper wrote. For her part, Adele replied with a winking emoji and a red heart emoji, sending fans into a tizzy. One fan replied, “I’m here for it,” while another responded to Skepta saying, “Did you take the pic?” Connecting the dots, another chimed in, writing, “Wait a damn minute!”
I agree with those horny fans and they’re definitely together because of Adele’s choice of a red heart emoji. Red hearts are sexy. Blue and black hearts are sad. Purple, yellow, green, they’re just for friends. Pink can really go either way. But pairing a red heart with a winky face? Totally fucking!
Adele’s usually extremely private about her love life (I mean, apart from her songs). So those emojis are likely the only confirmation we’ll get that she and Skepta are together. Until their relationship implodes. And he’s forced to join the highly exclusive “Adele Wrote An Album About Me” ex-boyfriend support group. Fun fact: this universally reviled group of men has the highest depression rate in the UK. Aw, poor sad bois.