Afternoon Crumbs
Here’s the teaser trailer for the Aretha Franklin biopic Respect, or as Jennifer Hudson probably calls it: I Hope The Fuck This Makes People Forget I Was In That Litter Turd Known As Cats! We’ll be the judge of that as soon as we see what JHud brings to Aretha’s iconic “beautiful gowns” moment (please tell me Aretha’s biopic has a flashforward to that iconic moment) – Towleroad
Megan Thee Stallion’s hot mash-up of Mad Max and Paula Abdul’s Cold Hearted video (Cold Hearted Max?), and other performances from the BET Awards – Lainey Gossip
Florence Pugh is sorry for the mistakes she’s made. And no, she’s not talking about her decision to do Zach Braff full-time. She’s talking about acts of cultural appropriation from her past – Celebitchy
Things that are making nerds cream today (I think): The Uncensored Library in Minecraft – OMG Blog
Today’s HAHAHA! is brought to you by J.K. Rowling thinking she had a little company (in the form of fellow multi-millionaire author Stephen King) on the hill she’s chosen to die on – Pajiba
Come for Ricky Martin’s mask-on-mask kiss (listen, I’m so hard up that I just might) and stay for John Barrowman’s peen twirling along with him – Greg In Hollywood
Tommy Lee is the latest celebrity to take several pricks to the face in the name of HIGH TATTOO ART. And I’m not being sarcastic when I call it “high art” because one side of his face is giving you “frat bro circa 1991 who thinks a Japanese character tattoo makes him look like a real badass” and the other side is giving you “Emo high schooler who used her first paycheck from Hot Topic to get a face tattoo” – SOW
Bella Hadid wants you to see her sunning her nalgas – Popoholic
Pic: YouTube