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The Magic Math Machine!

There’s not much information about the Magic Math Machine, like what year it came out, but it was definitely around in the late 1980s and several companies seemed to have made their own version. You can still get one today, and I know some may say, “Why the shit would I get one when something called an iPhone calculator exists?” But does an iPhone calculator magically reveal the number in a mind-blowing way that would even knock the top hat off of any skilled magician? I think fucking not!

There’s several kinds of Magic Math Machines. There’s one for addition and subtraction, multiplication, and division. The way that it works is that you choose a problem, like 1+9, and then after you come up with an answer, you press the square to see if you’re correct. If you looked close and squinted, you could probably see the answer without pressing it, but then you’d be robbing yourself of the mind-blowing theatricality of it all! Here’s the MMM at work:

I know, who knew that Sir Isaac Newton was reincarnated into a plastic toy from the 1980s? And not only did the MMM turn you into a mathematical genius, you could also use it a cash register while playing store or as a spaceship dashboard while playing space with your nerd friends. A useless calculator can’t do that shit!

Pic: Worthpoint