Adele Is Not Trying To Release New Music During A Pandemic
You’ll be happy to know that another photo of the elusive tear-inducing crooner, Adele, has made its way into our lives. And, some people (especially Sharon Osbourne) may be interested to know that Adele’s body continues to look a certain way. After all, there’s nothing like a woman posting a photo of herself on Instagram––with a drunken caption––only to have the comments section hijacked by congratulatory notes about weight loss. Like, ya bitch, I know I look good. Or as Adele would say, Ya dahlin’ I know I luke gorge. Why you bovered?
Now, Adele doesn’t really post a lot––and rightfully so, because she’s busy doing whatever the hell she wants…because she’s Adele. So to get two new IG posts in 24 hours is something. According to Us Weekly, one of the photos she shared yesterday (that one above) is a still from her performing at the 2016 Glastonbury Festival. And this prompted many fans, DESPERATE for a new record of jilted, break-up music that will ultimately win 78 Grammys and live forever on CVS soundtracks, to promptly tie their knickers in knots. One fan wrote:
“Teaser? Albums coming out today???!!!! Tell me now!!!!”
And something else Adele doesn’t really do is get into with people in the comments sections. Who’s got time for that when you’re busy crashing gay bars with Jennifer Lawrence and counting 19, 21 and 25 royalty checks? But this time, she did, lovingly swatting back at the note while simultaneously delivering some life-saving advice.
“Of course it’s not. Corona ain’t over. I’m quarantining. Wear a mask and be patient ❤️”
Shut that nosy trick down, Adele. You BETTER spread awareness to these thirsty moms. Seriously, in a world full of mask-hating KARENia Gunns, be an Adele.
But if that weren’t enough, a few hours later, Adele posted another two-photo carousel, one of which shows her watching her own performance on TV and then ~allegedly~ drunkenly dancing along to it. You’ve got to hand it to Adele. Nobody does relatable self-promotion better. It’s no coincidence that I too was dancing around my living room last night, wasted on 5 ciders.
However, since Adele photos are so rare, I picked these photos over like a crime scene exam.
When I first saw these snaps in my feed, I zoomed into the window and noticed that you can see what appears to be a giant London Tube station sign. Does Adele really live that close to the subway? Or maybe she’s got her own personal tube on the grounds of her Beverly Hills estate that takes her from one side to the other. Probably the second one.
Pic: Instagram