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The Pizza Hut Lamp of Elegance!
Honestly, you haven’t experienced true fine dining unless you’ve dined at a Pizza Hut restaurant in the 80s or 90s. Michelin stars should be extinct because they all should’ve been used on the Pizza Hut restaurants. They were sophistication personified from those stunning red plastic cups to their luxuriously-appointed salad bar (now known as a level 10 coronavirus pick-up zone) to the next-level entertainment they provided (a Pac-Man arcade table) to their extremely exquisite “stained-glass” lamps!
The stained glass Pizza Hut lampshade was the flawless diamond in Pizza Hut’s crown. They hung over all of the booths and made your greasy pizza sparkle something extra by casting a luminious glow upon it. Let’s get a closer look at this perfectly-crafted thing of delicate stained plastic beauty:
I said “stained plastic” above because I’m pretty sure these lampshades were made of plastic, which makes sense, because we all know that plastic is glass’ much more refined and opulent cousin. And sometimes you can find one of these on eBay, but I’d be careful about bringing one into your house. Because the Pizza Hut lampshade would definitely make your other glass lamps shatter with jealousy. You know even that snobby trick Tiffany lamp shakes with jealousy whenever she thinks of the Pizza Hut lampshade.
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