Open Post: Hosted By DJ Khaled Dressed Up Like His Wife Just Asked Him For Oral

June 22, 2020 / Posted by:

DJ Khaled left his house for the first time in months due to coronavirus, and he decided not to take any chances. While wearing a Naomi Campbell At The Airport costume, he showed up to the dentist ready to get his mouth worked on. It seems there are two things that DJ Khaled is very afraid of: coronavirus and eating coochie.

DJ Khaled got gussied up in the parking lot of his dentist’s office because he was worried about catching coronavirus. Of course, he showed off the look on Instagram because that’s probably the only reason why he did himself up like this:

During a video of his visit, this attention whore video-called his wife and kids in the dentist’s chair like he was about to die. At one point, before the dentist even did anything, the camera gets a shot of the inside of DJ Khaled’s mouth and it’s censored. What the fuck is going on inside his mouth? Maybe his wife is actually lucky his lips don’t go near her vagine…

DJ Khaled really is that patient who talks too much at the dentist.

Page Six said Khaled suffered pain for years due to a root canal and the dentist fixed that. Well maybe now that the pain is gone, he’ll finally go down on his wife? Just kidding! If anything, now he has more of a reason to avoid his wife’s vagina. Need an excuse to not eat cooch? DJ Khaled has another one!

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