Hot Slut Of The Day!
Martin O’Carolan from Jem!
On Mother’s Day, I paid tribute to the greatest woman who never existed in real-life (and yes she’s the greatest woman who never existed in rea-life for giving us Jem!) and so for Father’s Day, I’m going to pay tribute to another jewel from that jewel of a show. And yes, I’m only paying tribute to him because he was a bona fide bearded cartoon DILF.
The final episode of Jem! was about how Jem and the Holograms and Riot wanted to help Ba Nee, a girl who lived at Starlight Mansion, find her father. Ba Nee longed to find and get to know her father and we know that because she delivered this gorgeous song:
Ba Nee’s mother died when she was very young, but on her mother’s deathbed, her mother told her to look for her father. The only info Jem and the others had was that he was a ginger, an American soldier, and had “Martin” in his full name. They narrowed it down to three dudes but one of the dudes turned out to be a shady schemer who kidnapped Ba Nee to get Jem to pay a $1 million ransom. Who needs new episodes of The Bold and the Beautiful when THE DRAMA is being served on YouTube in Jem episodes?
They figured out that Ba Nee’s true father is Martin O’Carolan, a hot ginger daddy who owns a gallery in Los Angeles and looks like the Brawny Man’s hotter older brother. Martin and Ba Nee’s mother Kieu Chinh met in Vietnam during the war and fell in love and got married and made Ba Nee. Basically, Miss Saigon ripped off Jem! Martin ended up getting captured during a battle and busted his head, which led to him getting amnesia. So he completely forgot about Kieu Chinh. Again, every soap opera ever made, WHO?!
The circus pimp-looking shady schemer (complete with gorgeous villain brows) held Ba Nee captive in an abandoned zoo. Jem and Martin got to the zoo to rescue Ba Nee and while Ba Nee was trying to save herself by climbing out of a pit, she nearly fell to her death but was saved by her daddy who then shoved the shady schemer into a cage. A hot tall drink of ginger, a child saver, AND a hero who pretty much CITIZEN’S ARRESTED a shady schemer? Swoontime, Synergy.
I know, they just had to de-hot Martin by giving him that voice.
And with that, Happy Daddy’s to the fathers, single mothers, father figures, sugar daddies, and hot bearded ginger cartoon daddies out there!
Pic: Fandom