Night Crumbs

June 19, 2020 / Posted by:

Robert Pattinson, John David Washington, and Elizabeth Debicki are on the cover of Entertainment Weekly looking like they’re posing and smoldering in the face for a joint ad between Structure and Express from the 90s. What I’m trying to say is that this IS modeling – Lainey Gossip 

Julianne Hough is sad after splitting from her husband so she dyed her hair brown to reflect her gloomy mood. Never mind that her hair color looks more like dishwater blond than brown, Julianne found the cure for my depression. All I had to do was dye the brown out of my hair. Clairol Bw2 IS the new Prozac – Celebitchy

So You Think You Can Dance? is not happening this summer, because it’s not like they can do the show via Zoom. I mean,  if someone wants to watch another person bust moves by themselves in front of a webcam, they’ll go to TikTok or OnlyFans – SOW

After getting shit for not making their customers wear masks when they reopen because they don’t want to get “political,” AMC reversed that decision. With or without a mask, no thank you. I wouldn’t go mask-less, because corona. And I wouldn’t go with a mask on, because you can’t eat popcorn and suck dick in the back row with a mask on and those are the only reasons to go to the movies! – Pajiba

Dave Franco or an Old Navy mannequin? – Egotastic!

Hailee Steinfeld: The latest victim in getting shown up by a PUPPEH! – Popoholic

Get this newly-out mega pepaw a rainbow-colored Werther’s! – Towleroad

Pic: Entertainment Weekly

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