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June 18, 2020 / Posted by:

Dixie, the polite and delicate dachshund!

Since I am a graduate of Barbizon School of Modeling, which was also the Harvard of scams, I mean, charm schools, I behave like a truly genteel gentleman (and yes, I typed that while slouching in my chair as I raised an ass cheek to release a fart). And I also know a fellow refined blossom when I see one and Dixie is definitely that. Clean your ass, sit up straight, and raise your pinky, because you are in the presence of a well-mannered lady!

Dixie lives in the city of Portsmouth in England with her humans, and they say that during walks, she sometimes gets her delicately beautiful paws wet. And so when she comes back home, she wipes her paws on the mat like the elegant debutante she is!

“Took our dogs out for an evening walk as always, the grass had a small amount of residual moisture on it after a previous downpour. Our dogs love to run around in the grass and got very wet as a result. Dixie, our little miniature dachshund, always wipes her paws when they are wet even after a bath.”

Behold, the dachshund community’s answer to Miss Manners:

Dixie truly needs to open up Dixie’s Charm School for Uncouth Dogs. I would send my dog, but a couple of days ago, he pissed on the floor, stepped in it, and left little piss-stained paw prints all over the place, so he’s clearly a lost cause.

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