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June 15, 2020 / Posted by:

Guinness the Greedy Cat! 

It’s fitting that this pussy’s name is Guinness because he just set the Guinness World Record for the greediest cat of all. Guinness became an overnight viral star thanks to his super wide Dyson mouth that sucks up as much food as possible as his cat sibling looks on like, “The fuck?” Maybe Guinness is a performance artist and this is his performance art commentary on how CEOs of corporations greedily gobble up all the profits and leave their employees with barely anything. My kind of political commentator, that Guinness is!

Twitter user Luke in Philadelphia tweeted this little video of his cats eating, and well, Guinness devours that food like he’s Joey Chestnut and that bowl is full of wieners, or like he’s me and that bowl is full of a different kind of wieners. You probably haven’t seen a pussy swallow this much since the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee sex tape.

That video got a lot of comments including some that fat-shamed Guinness, and so Luke answered to those disgusting anti-Guinness comments by showing off his cat’s skinny legend body:

But seriously, how else do you think Guinness maintains that gorgeous thicc pussy body? By eating up all the food! And really, Luke should put Guinness in the competitive eating game so that pussy can win some money to pay for all that damn food he eats.

Pic: Twitter

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