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Juice Carton Gum!
Juice Carton Gum doesn’t really seem to be around anymore, but in the candy-coated magical time known as the 1980s, it seemed to be everywhere. Shit, back then, grocery store fridges were probably filled with Juice Carton Gum instead of actual cartons of juice. Those were the days. But Juice Carton Gum was exactly what it sounded like. It was tiny cartons filled with juice-flavored gum.
Juice Carton Gum came in several flavors like pink lemonade, orange, apple, and grape. The only correct way to eat Juice Carton Gum was to open it up and then pour its entire contents directly into your mouth hole. But the flavor lasted as long as a virgin dude touching a bare titty for the first time. It hit you with a bolt of flavor but 10 seconds later, you were chewing a glob of unflavored rubber. Still, it has fans who miss getting a 10-second-long fruit blast to the mouth.
You can find Juice Carton Gum here and there, including eBay where one listing is selling 36 boxes for the EXTREMELY LOW price of just $199.99!
So, unless you want to spend $200 to get a shot of fruity nostalgia on your taste buds, you’ll have to get your fruit juice fix the old fashioned way by drinking actual juice. Gross, I know!
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