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June 13, 2020 / Posted by:

Dive Bomber Dave!

Dive Bomber Dave may sound like the nickname that a braggy douche bro gave himself after his girlfriend lied to him and told him he was an expert coochie eater. But Dive Bomber Dave is actually a Canadian bird who may get kicked out of the country for displaying the opposite of Canadian politeness. DBD has set up a home on a tree in Liberty Village in Toronto and he’s become more territorial than a hooker who sees the new ho trying to work their corner. And DBD has let tricks know to step back by attacking them!

Violence is never the answer BUT birds were here first (don’t fact check on me on that!), so this is their world and we’re just living in it. So we better show them some respect by not coming near their home without an invitation. And the people of Liberty Village found out the hard way what happens when you come near a bird’s home without an invitation. blogTO says that last summer, a red-winged blackbird terrorized the people of Liberty Village, and either he’s back or it’s his cousin. Whatever the case may be, DBD has set up his house on a tree outside the condo at 65 East Liberty Street. And a human who lives across the way has set up a camera and documents all of DBD’s antics, and puts the videos on TikTok.

Here’s DBD showing us how he got his name:

And again:

And again:

@divebomberdave

It truly is the never ending story #divebomberdave #funny #tiktok #tiktokanimals #bird #redwingblackbird #comedyvideo

♬ Never Ending Story – Gaten Matarazzo & Gabriella Pizzolo

Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds, WHO?! Dive Bomber Dave is the one-bird The Birds. And honestly, someone should put up a sign at DBD’s spot that either reads: Beware Of Bird or WARNING- Proceed only if you’re wearing a helmet or love getting a pecker to the face (and not in a hot way). Or maybe just a simple one like: FUCKING RRRRUUUUUUNNN. Yeah, probably that one.

Pic: Twitter

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