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June 11, 2020 / Posted by:

The L’eggs Supermarket Display Case!

The New7Wonders of the World include the Great Pyramid of Giza, the Great Wall of China, the Colosseum in Rome, the Taj Mahal, Christ the Redeemer, Machu Picchu, Petra in Ma’an, Jordan, and Chichen Itza. I know that’s eight but the Great Pyramid of Giza gets honorary status. And yeah, I know that the Great Pyramid of Giza is considered a magnificent feat in architecture, or whatever, but has it ever wowed the eyeballs off of a young gay in the middle of a supermarket in the 1980s? I think not! ┬áBut the giant L’eggs L’egg supermarket display case has!

Because I think that everything wonderful came from the 80s, I always thought that giant L’egg display case came from the 1980s. But it’s actually a jewel from the 1970s. It was the Eiffel Tower of supermarkets but a million times more elegant. It was a long L’egg display that housed all of the L’eggs. And if you’re looking at the name “L’egg” like, “Is that some kind of French egg?” Then thank you for visiting Dlisted while your 19-year-old ass takes a break from TikTok’in. L’eggs are a brand of pantyhose. So basically, that gorgeous L’eggs display case is pantyhose-loving Duchess Kate’s porn.

And I am so glad that those uncut dick-looking things are no longer in supermarkets. Because honestly, I’m trying to social distance as much as possible and it’d be impossible for me to social distance from the rescuers coming in with the jaws of life to pry my asshole off of the top of that thing.

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