Afternoon Crumbs

June 9, 2020 / Posted by:

Alia Shawkat let out a generic apology after Twitter pulled up a video from just four years ago of her casually dropping the n-word with ease into a mic at SXSW. There’s also rumors of a recent video of her holding hands with her “best pal Brad Pitt. Just holding hands?! Alia is going to have to step it up if she wants people to forget her saying the n-word. I fully expect pap pictures of Alia and Brad dry fucking with masks on in the middle of a Black Lives Matter protest – Lainey Gossip

Here I was thinking that Kate Beckinsale just reached for the sweet nectar when forced to make an actual conversation with one of her fetus-faced boy toys. But nope, her only stimulant is 20-something dudes who get carded when trying to buy Gatorade – Celebitchy

And the Oscar goes to…. that Falkor nutsack-looking thing with eyes – Pajiba

Hayden Panettiere got the Eye of Ra tattooed on her, but she loses her famous-type card, because she didn’t get it tattooed on her face cheek! Did Hayden not get the memo that it’s all about face tattoo foolery now?!  – SOW

For a second there, I thought that weird-looking fingers were rising out of the water to grab at Alessandra Ambrosio. LensCrafters, here I come – Popoholic

Bar Refaeli must do 9 months of community service for pulling some tax evading shit – Just Jared

Jussie Smollett would… – The Blemish


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