Night Crumbs

June 8, 2020 / Posted by:

YouTube hosted a virtual commencement ceremony for grads of 2020, and the cast of Schitt’s Creek sang out a cover of Mariah Carey’s Hero. And David Rose’s chonies filled with glitter and unicorn saliva when he busted out a fart of excitement over Mimi crashing the performance to show them all how it’s done. And no, that wasn’t a fan blowing Mimi’s mane. Her vocals are so powerful that it creates a vortex tornado of musical brilliance that whips her locks around. It’s science! Just pretend that made sense, okay? – Entertainment Weekly¬†

YouTube’s virtual commencement ceremony also brought out speeches and performances from Beyonce and BTS. Eh, I’m not impressed since my third grade graduation brought out THEE Tina Yothers! – Lainey Gossip¬†

Lea Michele, meet the Ghost of Your Future “Career,” Michael PittPajiba

Alexis Ohanian, the co-founder of Reddit who is best known to my ass as Mr. Serena Williams, has stepped down from the Reddit board and asked to be replaced with a Black person – Celebitchy

So is a grey t-shirt to chichi lovers what grey sweatpants are to peen lovers? – Popoholic

Cole Sprouse and Kaia Gerber add more fuel to the rumor that they’re a thing, and okay, but I don’t really care about that since I’m too busy wondering why he’s dressed like somebody’s middle-aged cholo uncle – Just Jared

Justice Smith, who was in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, has come out as queer – Towleroad

Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan is selfie-ing along (CLOSE YOUR DAMN DRAWERS, TRICK!) – Egotastic!

Pic: YouTube

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