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June 3, 2020 / Posted by:

The dissers of the LAPD diss track!

The Los Angeles Police Commission held an online meeting yesterday to talk about the Black Lives Matter protests, and it went perfectly, and by that, I mean that they got shit on left and right. Earlier this week, LAPD Chief Michael Moore truly soothed the tensions in the city by mouth-sharing out about how the blood of George Floyd is also on the hands of the protestors (he later said he was sowwy). On top of that, there’s a video of LAPD officers encouraging a white woman to graffiti a building and another video of deputies beating up a man while thinking that nobody was watching. So believe it or not, the citizens who called into the meeting didn’t exactly blow air kisses of loving support at the LAPD. But the callers did perform my new favorite diss track!

The call lasted 8 hours and it starts with everyone involved looking like me whenever I have to leave my house. They had a face full of: I Do Not Want To Be Here. Except they should’ve at least acted like they give a milli-ounce of a shit but they didn’t. So about 1 hour in, the people start calling in and I’m surprised that by the end they didn’t all look like Fire Marshall Bill in the face since they got roasted over how they have handled the protests.

The greatest hits included: “Fuck you, Michael Moore, I refuse to call you an officer or a chief because you don’t deserve those titles. You are a disgrace. Suck my dick and choke on it! I yield my time. FUCK YOU!

And: “I’ve been watching you roll your eyes and offer half-hearted smirks, acting like a teenager who is falling asleep in detention.”

And: “Go fuck yourselves, see you all in Hell.”

And this gold-covered nugget of pure gold: “Chief Moore, you have the most racist eyebrows I’ve ever seen. Keep them still and show some goddamn respect when you’re being called out.

Usually, I’d be jealous of people getting torn a new asshole, but not this time. And honestly, The Roasting Of The Most Racist Eyebrows (or The I Yield My Time Show) has become my new favorite show even though it’s not really a show!

Pic: YouTube

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