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June 2, 2020 / Posted by:

Brush-a-Loves!

Before the 1980s came to an end, the toy company AmToy decided to give us something that looked like a glorious hairball that the 1980s would cough up. Brush-a-Loves was a plush toy that was so fucking vain that Vanity Smurf looked at ’em like, “Damn, you’re really feeling yourself.” The fluff balls of gorgeousness were always ready to primp up their beauty because their tail was a brush and one paw was a mirror and the other was a scented powder puff. And just like that, every Kartrashian called up their plastic surgeon and asked how fast they can surgically turn their hand into a mirror.

Ghost of the Doll says that there were four Brush-a-Loves dolls and their names were: Beauty Berry (the pink one), Tuttie Cutie (the minty green one), Bubble Love, and Purple Posey. Who knew that Jamie Oliver was in charge of naming toys at AmToy in the 80s?! AmToy made them until 1987 and then Tyco took over and made them until 1989. They were obviously too beautiful for the 90s to handle. Behold, the magnificent vain-ness of Brush-a-Loves.

If Carly Simon wrote You’re So Vain in the 80s instead of 1971, the Brush-a-Loves beauties would totally think that song was about them. Actually, they probably still think that song is about them.

Pics: Ghost of the DollĀ 

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