Hot Slut Of The Day!
Carmen Herrera!
Carmen “No Not Carmen Carrera” Herrera is a Cuban-American visual artist and abstract painter who reportedly turns 105 years old today (more on that in a minute). And Page Six says that to celebrate her 105 years on earth, NYC’s El Museo del Barrio threw her a Zoom birthday party. Like me, Carmen knows that there’s only so many minutes in a life and she doesn’t really want to spend one minute of hers on a Zoom call and she apparently made that clear. Oh lord, please let us be gifted with a screenshot from that Zoom call of Carmen giving off a stage 10 “Not here for this today or any day” face.
Fellow artist Tony Bechara tells Page Six that Carmen was “somewhat annoyed” during the Zoom party and said that it wasn’t even her birthday. Carmen doesn’t really know when her born day is exactly (her US passport says it’s May 30 and her Cuban passport says it’s today), but she knows it isn’t May 27, which is when the Zoom party happened. But even though Carmen didn’t want to be Zooming, she was gracious enough to bestow a special gift on her guests by giving them some wisdom:
Herrera gave guests some advice: “For the first 100 years, eat red meat and drink Scotch,” Bechara relayed on her behalf. “Then switch to Champagne and a vegetarian diet.”
While I would love to follow this diet plan from a fountain of wisdom, I can’t, because if I actually lived to see 100 after existing on a diet of red meat and scotch, I wouldn’t be able to then do the centenarian diet of champagne and vegetables. Because I would’ve spent all my money on red meat and fancy scotch and would have to live on a diet of Boone’s Farm and Top Ramen. I mean, IN THIS ECONOMY.
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