Afternoon Crumbs

May 26, 2020 / Posted by:

On last night’s episode of Killing Eve, a cover of Taylor Swift’s Look What You Made Me Do was played and it was probably a petty move laid down by Tay Tay herself against her nemesis Scooter Braun who owns her masters. People think this because Taylor endorsed the cover on Twitter and the cover was done by a group called Jack Leopards and The Dolphin Club, which doesn’t seem to exist. Also, Taylor’s brother Austin Swift used to go by The Dolphin Club on Twitter, so he’s probably the one who sang the cover. Look at what you made Taylor do, Scooter! You made her shove her brother’s “Emo sloth after getting a root canal” voice into our ears! – Just Jared

Tatler Magazine has declared Duchess KateCatherine The Great.” Err, are they trying to let us know that she fucks horses? The Prince William¬†teef jokes write themselves – Lainey Gossip¬†

Marla Maples posted a picture of herself on a commercial flight and let everyone know that she does not choose fear. How brave, but I also see that she also doesn’t choose to reach for a brush – Celebitchy

Oh, Tom Brady, I’ve never played golf, but I’m pretty sure the goal is to get your ball in a hole, not present hole. I think – SOW

Emily RideAJetSki looks like she’s trying to bring the sexy while wiggling out a stubborn fart – Popoholic

Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, WHO? The forever reigning queen of the ho stroll, Phoebe Price, once again shows the lessers how to really bring the entertainment in front of the paps – Drunken Stepfather

FINALLY, some good news! – Towleroad


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