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May 18, 2020 / Posted by:

The tusslin’ pussies who stole the show from their human’s live TV report!

Half-naked side pieces and doppelgangers have all stolen the show from a Zoom-type session, and now, two cats stole their human’s show when they delivered a scene straight out of a pussy reboot of Fight Club.

Doris Bigornia, a journalist in the Phillippines, was on live TV trying to do her serious journalist job when her cats had other plans. They decided to save viewers from boring news stuff and transform the show into an episode of The View by trying to rip each other’s eyeballs out while catfighting. It starts with the white pussy looking like they’re gonna get sweet with the other one but IT’S A TRAP and bitch pounces on that trick and delivers a furious pussy slap party on the other cat’s head. And when Doris realizes what’s going on, she tries to stay focused but I’m sure the thought, “Are these motherfuckers stealing my shine?!“, messed with that. Doris’ daughter Nikki Bigornia tweeted a clip of it:

Doris later re-tweeted the video and added: “CHILDREN!!!! There is a law in the studio!!!!

Nikki let us know a couple of days later that her cats aren’t only fighters, they’re lovers too:

Leave it to cats to get us through these times. They make weather reports 1000% better and now they’re making other news reports 1000% better with pussy wrestling. Speaking of, you should check your credit card statement, because I just did and I got a charge for $64.99 for this pay-per-view pussy showdown spectacular. And it was worth every penny.

Pic: Twitter

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