Open Post: Hosted By Tommy Lee Getting Pummelled By His Wife’s Purse (For TikTok)
Tommy Lee’s current wife, Brittany Furlan Lee, is an all-natural actress and former Vine “star” turned TikTok “star” with many, many followers. Tommy shows up in many of his wife’s TikToks, and in this one, he gives his greatest performance since the Pamela Anderson sex tape.
In the 15-second TikTok (that trended on Twitter), Tommy and Brittany sit in their non-moving Rolls Royce, which doubles as a damn planetarium, as a conveniently placed cameraphone records her grabbing her purse in the backseat, and “accidentally” hitting an “unsuspecting” Tommy in the back of the head before “accidentally” hitting him again while putting her purse back. Yes, Tommy takes a shot to the face. Now Tommy knows how someone feels when he dick slaps ’em.
Tommy acts like he’s not in on the joke and lets out a “Fuck, TikTok” (Finally, something Tommy Lee and I have in common!) at the end, but well, he posted it on Instagram.
No word yet on when Brittany will receive the Mark Twain Prize for Humor as Tommy Lee receives the Oscar for Best Performance by an Actor in a TikTok video (and the way that next year’s Oscars are going, that could be an actual category).
Pic: Instagram