Brian Austin Green Posted A ~Cryptic~ Message After Megan Fox Was Seen With Machine Gun Kelly
Last month, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were papped trading their three kids off to each other, and sources said that he’s self-isolating in Malibu while she’s self-isolating in Calabasas. They have also been seen without their wedding rings on. Other sources claimed that she’s not going to file for divorce AGAIN anytime soon. But Megan has decided to join the She Don’t Love Herself Club and also risk catching an infectious disease by hanging out with badass pool noodle (and Kate Beckinsale’s non-boyfriend) Machine Gun Kelly.
TMZ posted pictures of Megan sitting in the passenger seat of an Aston Martin driven by the rapper with the name of a rejected Bugsy Malone character. They apparently got coffee and food before driving back to her house in Calabasas. Megan was also not wearing a mask, which is what one should do when hanging around MGK, pandemic or not. It’s as if Megan saw everyone shaking their heads at Ashley Benson’s choice to get on G-Eazy, and said, “Hold my mask, I’m about to outdo her.”
Megan Fox Hanging Out with Machine Gun Kelly Amid Marriage Trouble Rumors https://t.co/CPukuiCYK5
— TMZ (@TMZ) May 16, 2020
Not long after those pictures came out, BAG posted a photo of a butterfly on his Instagram account and finished it up with a ~cryptic~ caption about a bored butterfly. I think it’s his oh-so-artistic way of saying that Megan got bored of his big dick energy and so she took a ride on the BDE of MGK. Thanks, BAG, for giving us all the image of a butterfly riding MGK’s dick.
Seriously, that caption is very 14-year-old My Chemical Romance fan writing on their LiveJournal. Neither BAG or Megan has said anything about this. But standby while Brian works on a passive-aggressive mixtape of sad songs that Megan won’t listen to because she’ll be too….busy.
Pic: Instagram