Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin’s Daughter Apple Is All Grown Up
Remember when Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin had a baby girl and named her “Apple”? APPLE! It was one of the first ever truly ridiculous celebrity baby names. Without Apple, we wouldn’t have X Æ A-12. A true pioneer. Well, prepare to feel old, because little Apple just turned 16. Gwyneth hopped on Instagram, and shared some rare photos of her doppelganger-daughter in a special birthday post.
Here’s Goopy’s IG post:
A few hours after posting, Gwyneth and Chris hosted a “drive-by party” for Apple’s sweet sixteen, inviting her friends over. The pap photos show Apple hugging her mask-less friends, before they headed back to their cars (decorated with balloons and happy birthday signs). Um, if you’re hugging and touching, doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose of trying to make it a corona-free “drive-by party”?
There’s a part of me that thinks that since Apple’s mom and grandma are in the acting game, she’ll pull a Lily-Rose Depp and become a model/actress type. Or hell, maybe she’ll surprise us all by becoming a doctor, or an engineer, or a fruit seller at a farmer’s market (hey, her name is Apple, it wouldn’t be the worst fit). Or she’ll become an anti-capitalism activist and vow to take GOOP.com down! I mean, she was pissed when her mom posted a picture of her on Instagram.
Pic: Instagram