Leslie Jordan Is April’s Hot Slut Of The Month!
In one of his recent legendary quarantine video journal entries on Instagram, Leslie Jordan talked about dating a dude who was every kind of dumb. The dude was so dumb that he thought Farm Aid was Willie Nelson’s charity for farmers with AIDS. I laughed and laughed to keep from remembering that I too once thought Farm Aid was a charity for farmers with AIDS. Sadly, I was not the dingle-brained boyfriend who got to hump on Leslie Jordan, but that’s just another example of the entertainment that has made Leslie Jordan the sweetheart of Instagram. And now he’s the sweetheart of Dlisted!
A sleeping drag queen, a craft time (and crusty tip) icon, and a brilliant beer-loving memaw were no match for the power of Leslie Jordan. Leslie got more votes than all of the other HSOTM finalists combined. He got 61% of the votes. In second place is Olive Veronesi (with 25% of the votes) and she will become April’s HSOTM if Leslie is disqualified for committing some heinous shit like getting caught ordering a hit out on a rival or publicly shit-talking Phoebe Price.
LePage’s Mucilage came in third with 8% of the votes, followed by Anahi Santos with 6%.
Thanks to everyone who voted. And if you’ve got a HSOTD nom, slide it into my inbox but wear industrial-strength rubber gloves or you may end up at the free clinic.
Pic: Instagram