Open Post: Hosted By Kim Cattrall Lusting After Super Mario In An Old Nintendo Commercial

May 7, 2020 / Posted by:

An old Nintendo commercial from 2012 has been making the rounds on the internet again because it somehow magically blends the worlds of video games and Sex & the City‘s Samantha Jones. Yes, Sex & The City 3 will never happen but who needs that crap when we have Kim Cattrall getting the tingles in her Princess Peach over Super Mario.

Kim starred in an old Nintendo ad for the Nintendo DS. The ad was rediscovered by Netflix Film’s Marc Snetiker who tweeted about his amazement at the ad’s existence. In the ad, Kim plays Super Mario 3D Land and says:

“I’ve discovered a new way of enjoying my spare time. I go on magical adventures with a certain Mario. And guess what? He’s totally into dressing up. That tanooki suit is my particular favorite. There are many men in my life. But for a few minutes or a few hours, I’ll always find time for Mario.”

Kim Cattrall herself also showed her love for that hot Italian’s ass-pounding ways and re-tweeted the commercial:

We knew this, but well, I guess Samantha Jones does not have a “type”. Farmers, assistants, priests, UPS delivery guys, random dudes at yoga, and Super Mario… Samantha Jones does not discriminate. Princess Peach has got some competition!

Pic: Twitter

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