Who are you quarantined with? I’ve just got the cat and my reflection in the mirror (total bitch, for the record). A lot of my friends have gone back home to bunker down with their families. Bruce Willis thought, “Hey, I’ll split the difference, and choose half my family”. He went to stay with his ex-wife Demi Moore and oldest daughters, Scout, Rumer, and Tallulah in Idaho.
But what about 65-year-old Brucie’s 43-year-old model wife, Emma Heming Willis, and their two daughters, Mabel, 8, and Evelyn, 6? Despite assurances that everything was great in this perfect, blended, modern family, and the only reason they were separated was because little Evelyn poked her foot with a hypodermic needle (?), people (us, it was us) continued to wonder if there was trouble with the Willis Family Jr.
Well, it looks like Emma finally thought, “enough is enough”, and, inspired by Madonna’s cavalier attitude toward plane travel during pandemic-season, shuttled her and her daughters’ to join Bruce & Co. in Idaho.
Since people were questioning the state of her marriage, Emma clearly needed to prove their love on Instagram! So she celebrated their reunion (and little Evelyn’s sixth birthday) by posting a bunch of pictures and videos.
Here’s the entire family celebrating Evelyn’s birthday:
— ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (@Ipost123) May 6, 2020
— ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ (@IgPosting) May 6, 2020
Sure, @IgPosting. Bruce being separated from his wife and youngest girls for almost two months and then riding an ATV together totally “redefines family goals”.
How many people are at Demi’s place in Idaho now? I think eleven, if you count their daughters’ partners and Demi’s assistant. Throw a chef or housekeeper in there, as well as the pajama-clad dogs, and you’ve got at least fifteen! OH MY GOD. Family band? Family band! Holy shit, they’re starting a family band! Or a Waco-type cult. Either or.