Open Post: Hosted By The Florida Woman Who Went Wild On An SUV For Blocking The Crosswalk

May 4, 2020 / Posted by:

Be careful the next time you’re driving because if you pass that crosswalk line, your car may be hit with a swift kick of JUSTICE. That’s the punishment one Florida driver got from the Keeper Of The Crosswalk who lost her entire mind on an SUV that got in her way.

TMZ says that in Kendall, FL recently, an SUV was stopped at a red light and made the always annoying decision to block the crosswalk. Who needs the police to ticket a crosswalk-blocking trick when there’s Crosswalk Karen? The video, which made the rounds on TikTok, shows the woman screaming at the driver before fisting the SUV, kicking it, and opening the door to slam that shit repeatedly. Then she goes off in a middle finger-throwing huff and stops to let out a banshee screech that will rattle the core of your soul. I can’t totally judge her since I do the same thing when I open up the freezer to find that somebody took the last Drumstick. Here’s the video of the HomeGoods version of Ratso Rizzo.

Do people not lock their doors? How did this driver not lock it after her first kick? But I guess this is what happens in Florida when WWE shoots without live audiences. The people have to satisfy their taste for blood, kicks, and screams in other ways.

Pic: Twitter

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