Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 2, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

YoYo Ball!

Back in the early-90s, executives at a company called Marchon figured that kids weren’t lazy enough, so they created the lazy bitch child of a yo-yo and a ball. YoYo Ball was born and it was perfect for us dumbasses who could never master an actual yo-yo. Even an idiot with dried dingles for brains could master a YoYo Ball. (Flashback to a young me failing at YoYo Ball after trying to master it for eight hours.)

Unlike an actual yo-yo, you didn’t have to strain your poor overworked fingers by completing the extremely hard task of winding that shit up. YoYo Ball (which is what I would say if I had a stutter and a trick asked me what I wanted to put my mouth on first) automatically winded itself, so any helium-brained dum dum could look like a gold medal-winning yo-yo ball legend while throwing it out. Get into these kids looking real confident about being shameless yo-yo cheats!

You can still get YoYo Balls today. And I know this because I think I just ordered a dozen of them and it may or may not have something to do with that damn song hypnotizing me into doing so. YO… YO…. YOYO BALL!!!! It’s never leaving my head.

Pic: Pinterest

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