Yesterday, we posted about how 25-year-old Gigi Hadid got pregnant with 27-year-old Zayn Malik’s child and the child is reportedly a girl. When the news broke, all the pretty plastic people parted their perfectly plumped lips and let out sexy little gasps. Soon, they would have a new Gorgeous Baby Messiah, with cheekbones carved by Gorgeous Jesus himself! Gigi and Zayn pulled this maybe-whoopsie after reconciling in December after a year-long break.
Today Gigi’s mom, Yolanda Hadid, formerly of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, chronic Lyme disease survivor, and Mohamed Hadid & David Foster’s ex-wife, has confirmed the news that her baby is having a baby, and the baby girl is due in September! She spilled the news to a Dutch TV show (Yolanda’s Dutch, she didn’t just throw a dart on a map of the world).
via E! News:
Taking to Instagram, the famous mom “liked” a post from Elle UK, which featured her recent interview with Dutch broadcasting station RTL Boulevard regarding her grandchild-to-be. “Still shocked our little secret got leaked to the press,” she told the outlet in a statement translated to English. “Of course we are so excited. I am excited to become Oma in September especially after I lost my mom so recently. But this is the beauty of life; one soul leaves us and a new one comes in. We feel very blessed.”
Here’s that little Instagram post of Yolanda saying she’s SHOCKED about the news she may or may not heave leaked herself (she probably did):
As a die-hard Housewives fan, I know waaaaaaay too much about Yolanda and her family, so I’ll say this: Although I very much believe Yolanda’s excited about the new baby, I do not buy for one goddamn second that she’s looking forward to being called oma (“grandma” in Dutch). Nor will she be thrilled when Gigi goes from a negative dress size to a
regular slightly-less-skinny one. As Kristian mentioned before, this is the woman who suggested a slowly chewed two-almond feast to a hungry teen Gigi.
Well, it’s nice that Yolanda’s excited to add a new generation of pretty to the family. And while she prepares for the next phase in her life, 70-year-old ex-husband David Foster (who Yolanda nauseatingly referred to as “My King” until he dropped her ass for always being sick) kicks back as his fifth wife/muse, 36-year-old Katharine McPhee, polishes his many Grammys and slyly flushes her birth control. Gotta lock down that child support check before David gets bored and goes for an even younger #6!