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April 30, 2020 / Posted by:

Joey, the life-saving puss!

Back in February, I made a dog named Rascal HSOTD because he saved his family from riding a carbon monoxide wave of fumes up to see Jesus. Well, now it’s pussmanity’s turn to get the HSOTD stamp of approval over some life-saving moves. Meet Joey, the pussy reincarnation of Lassie who saved his family from riding a painful wave of flames up to see Jesus.

CBC says that Scott White, who lives with his partner in the Canadian town of Portugal Cove-St. Philip’s in Newfoundland and Labrador, woke up on Sunday morning and found their cat Joey purring while pacing around the bedroom. Now if I woke up to find a cat pacing around my bedroom, I would figure that I was a ghost and died from the cat sucking the life out of me and it was pacing around while deciding if it was going to eat my face off or not. Scott didn’t think that, but he did realize that something in the milk was SMOKE, and went downstairs where he found a fire waiting to happen: 

White quickly realized something was wrong, and went to the kitchen to find the room filling with smoke from a slow cooker he had set hours earlier.

“We went to bed around midnight and it was fine,” White said of the Crock-Pot. “And then it wasn’t fine when Joey found it.”

White turned off the pot before it became a full-on fire, and could rest easily knowing his cat had his back.

Meanwhile, the family dog, a 10-month-old puppy they thought would make a good guard pooch, was completely asleep in their bed. The family adopted Joey about two and a half years ago from a rescue group in Toronto.

So, my brain farted up a few questions while reading this story. Was Joey’s purring and pacing just a coincidence? Is all this a crock for the Whites’ upcoming lawsuit against Crock-Pot? Did Joey turn the temperature up on the Crock-Pot, knowing it would cause a smokey mess and then he could alert Scott and get credit for saving their lives, confirming that he’s the true king of the house while that dog is a useless nothing? It’s the last one. Definitely, the last one.

Pic: Scott White

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