In Case You Didn’t Know, Timothée Chalamet And Lily-Rose Depp Were A Thing, But They Aren’t Anymore

April 27, 2020 / Posted by:

All of you are probably “pfft-ing” at “In Case You Didn’t Know,” because the walls in your house are covered with tears from you doing the slow wall slide while wailing all weekend over another reminder that true everlasting love is a thing of fiction. Sadly, the delicate ferret love between Timothée Chalamet and Lily-Rose Depp is over. And Timothée should keep the breaking up going by breaking up with the idea that he can grow a full mustache instead of that sad pube waxing strip on his mug.

Hollywood’s premiere boy twink, 24-year-old Timothée Chalamet, and Hollywood’s premiere girl twink, 20-year-old Lily-Rose Depp, first together in October 2018 after meeting on the set of The King, the Netflix movie they were both in.  Over the weekend, Us Weekly brought us the tragic news that Timothée and Lily-Rose are no longer bumping twink parts, and that he longer gets a front-row seat to her busting out sleepy-eyed sexyface pose after sleepy-eyed sexyface pose for Instagram. After British Vogue called Timothée single, Us Weekly confirmed that he’s no longer with Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis’ daughter.

Closing a chapter. Timothée Chalamet and Lily-Rose Depp have split after dating for more than a year, Us Weekly can confirm.

The Call Me By Your Name actor, 24, appeared in British Vogue’s May 2020 issue, where the publication also noted that Chalamet is single.

Oh well, at least we’ll always have this picture that looks like a cross between Lily-Rose bird feeding a dead ghost boy and Lily-Rose trying to suck the last bits of life out of a traumatized drowned cat:

Before Lily-Rose, Timothée dated Lourdes Leon. So he definitely gets the tingles for the daughters of famous people. Jennifer Lawrence just put on a “Fuck Gen X!” t-shirt, hoping that Timothée mistakes her ass for Maya Hawke.


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