Night Crumbs

April 24, 2020 / Posted by:

Colton Haynes adopted an adorable cat friend and named him Timothy Chalameow. With a name like that, Colton Haynes shouldn’t be surprised if he walks in on his pussy fucking a peach – Just Jared

Today in London, a virtual hearing went down in the trial of the century decade year month week. I’m talking about Meghan Markle’s lawsuit against The Mail on Sunday, and not much happened in today’s hearing. But apparently, Meghan and Prince Hot Ginge got up extra, extra early and monitored it all the way from L.A. I know he wasn’t technically in a courtroom, but I still want a courtroom sketch of PHG watching the hearing while wearing his sleeping outfit, which in my wet dream is nothing but sleepies in his eyes. And no, I’m not coming out as an eye booger fetishist ¬†– Lainey Gossip¬†

Poor Sofia Richie, now that she’s declared that summer is canceled, she won’t be spending June, July, and August taking endless bikini selfies and will instead have to spend the time doing what she does during the other seasons, which is: take endless bikini selfies – Celebitchy

Andy Cohen is pissed that even though he had coronavirus, he can’t donate his blood because of the FDA’s shitty rules – Towleroad

Denise Richards wants Charlie Sheen to be a part of their daughters’ lives because she doesn’t want her girls to grow up to be the daddy issues-having messes he dated in the past. Is Denise telling on herself? No, I refuse to believe that Irv Richards was nothing but Father of the Year! – The Blemish

It’s Friday! Friday! Gotta… do sexy milkmaid cosplay on Friday! – Egotastic!

Yes, that PUPPEH is out-posing Kaia Gerber without even trying – Popoholic

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