At the top of this episode, Allison and I give a little tribute to the legendary Zoom Zoom Zoom commercials from Mazda as well as the PBS spectacular Zoom, and we do it before talking about the current life of Zoom from Zoom weddings to Zoom break-ups to Zoom sex parties. After that, Allison drags us into Madonna’s Quarantine Diaries and we talk about how her friends are supposedly trying to get her to back away from her Instagram.
We also get into Goopy Paltrow donating a dress she previously shit-talked, Dina Lohan getting back together with the boyfriend she’s never met, Gronk declaring that his dick is nicer than Tom Brady’s, Martha Stewart letting us know that she drinks her wine on ice, and Stanley Tucci moistening the tip of the entire internet by making a Negroni. And yes, “Zoom zoom zooooom” is still stuck in my head.
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