Night Crumbs

April 20, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

The real Golden Girls aren’t all here to get us through this quarantine, so we’ve got the next best thing: The Gold Plated Girls, which is made up of Alaska (giving me rejected Real Housewife of Boca glamour) as Rose, Jackie Beat (giving me Bea Arthur in lazy Ursula cosplay hotness) as Dorothy, and Sherry Vine (giving me JCPenney Joan Collins decadence) as Blanche. They got together to do a quarantine version of The Golden Girls, and it should win an Emmy solely for the line: She had a cough drier than your pussy! The ghost of Shakespeare obviously wrote that one. – Boy Culture

Take note from Teddy Riley, famous types! This is how to entertain the peasants during the quarantine. Less sad mumble singing in your mansion and more fucking up an Instagram Live battle with Babyface – Lainey Gossip

And just like that, Novak Djokovic made Jenny McCarthy get the tingles in her poonful of mumps by coming out as an anti-vaxxer – Celebitchy

Now I’m going to be singing “I’m a hacker girl’ to the tune of Barbie Girl since a troll named Aqua hacked the Twitter count of Joe Keery, the walking and talking mop of hair from Stranger Things – Pajiba

Um, isn’t this an hourly occurrence in Alabama? – SOW

I don’t really see Bella Hadid’s DIY haircut since I’m too busy throwing holy water at the screen due to her looking like a Lisa Frank ghoul thanks to that filter – Egotastic!

Katherine McNamara is really sad that Stagecoach isn’t happening this month, I guess – Popoholic

Georgia is opening back up for business and that includes movie theaters, which is great news for anyone who likes a sprinkling of coronavirus on their popcorn, but bad news for anyone who likes to watch new movies on the big screen since none of those are coming out for a while – Just Jared

Piers Morgan removed his lips from Donald Trump’s asshole for a second – Towleroad

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